The Resident Holidays ...

[hcfwesker]

Well, the Holidays are upon us. I'm not the yule-tide X-Mas cheery type, so, I'll have some fun with parodying some X-Mas classics.

first up ... "Here Comes Santa Clause" ....

Here comes Birkin's Claws, Here come's Birkin's Claws
The virus got a new name
Umbrella, and HUNK, and all his commandos are calling out his name
Guns are aiming, bullets spraying, there's no sign of life
Grab the virus and let's haul arse
Cause Birkin's Claws comes tonight

Here comes Birkin's Claws, here comes Birkin's Claws
William is his name
He's got a vile that's filled with a virus, not gonna let this end
Sighs for a moment, injects himself, and sees a very bright light
Puncture's his skin, let it begin
Cause Birkin's Claws comes tonight

Here comes Birkin's Claws, Here comes Birkin's Claws
The G-virus in his brain
Annette and Sherry and all his employees watching him go insane
He grows a new arm, decked out with claws, and wants to play a new game
Fills Raccoon with undead frights
Cause Birkin's Claws comes tonight

Here comes Birkin's Claws, here comes Birkin's Claws
Right past a sewer drain
He'll slash around, commandos fall down, and just grew a big yellow eye
Go hunt for Sherry, up above
Cause Birkin's Claws comes tonight

[leonscottkennedy]

I lol'd at that. haha

[ubcsoldier44]

same here, how long did it take you to think of the lyrics?

[Wakka]

a couple of months i bet

[hcfwesker]

ubcsoldier44 said:

same here, how long did it take you to think of the lyrics?

you'll never believe me, but i actually freestyled that as i typed it up. i did have to pull up the original sanat claus lyrics just to get the phrasing right, but it took about 40 minutes all together.

I'll try and do another one real quick.

[ubcsoldier44]

holy S***!
good job, it sounds awesome, i sang it in my head, and it is perfect

[hcfwesker]

Yeah! If you have the original song lyrics and actually sing my version to it's melody, it does synch up perfectly. Thanx.

[FoxyAreku]

Well, seeing how it's not quite the holidays anymore this should probably be locked.
Fun while it lasted!

[hcfwesker]

I was going to trach it weeks ago until out of nowhere it got a reply ;D it's gone to the graveyard, now.